League life

Last-Place Punishment Planner

Safe, memorable punishments sized to your league.

$5
Buy, $5

One-time purchase. Download link by email in about a minute. 14-day refund.

Also included in the Front Office Pass: every skill for $29 a year.

What it does

Use it to come up with funny, memorable, safe last-place punishments for fantasy leagues in any sport, sized to the league's budget, location, schedule and appetite for embarrassment, plus how to write the punishment rule, prove it was done, and handle disputes.

Try it now

After you install, paste one of these into Claude.

  • Ideas for what the last place guy has to do.
  • We need a sacko punishment.
  • Something funny but not too expensive for our league.

How it works

A skill is a set of expert instructions Claude loads whenever you ask about your team. It pins down your league's exact rules first, checks current news when it can, then makes the call.

Install in a minute

  1. Download the ZIP from the link in your email. Don't unzip it: Claude wants the ZIP as it is.
  2. Open Skills in Claude. On claude.ai or the desktop app, open Customize, then Skills. On some versions it's under Settings, Capabilities, Skills.
  3. Upload it. Click +, choose Create skill, then Upload a skill, and pick the ZIP. One ZIP per upload.
  4. Check it's on. The skill should show as enabled. Skills work on any Claude plan, including the free one. Just turn on code execution in Settings, Capabilities.
  5. Start a new chat and ask about your team, for example "Help me set my lineup this week." Claude loads the skill on its own when it's relevant.

Full guide, Claude Code steps and troubleshooting: Install guide.

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